Featured Movie Quote

Robert Downey Jr.

2010-12-20T14:47:00.001-05:00

“Never theorize before you have data. Invariably, you end up twisting facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts.”

Robert Downey Jr. as Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes
(2009)

Zach Galifianakis

2010-09-14T09:13:00.001-05:00

“I didn't know they gave out rings at the Holocaust.”

Zach Galifianakis as Alan Garner
The Hangover
(2009)

Emile Hirsch

2010-07-01T09:48:00.002-05:00

“Happiness only real when shared.”

Emile Hirsch as Christopher McCandless

Into the Wild

(2007)

George Clooney

2010-02-07T23:30:00.002-05:00

“Never get behind old people. Their bodies are littered with hidden metal and they never seem to appreciate how little time they have left. Bingo, Asians. They pack light, travel efficiently, and they have a thing for slip on shoes. Gotta love 'em.”

George Clooney as Ryan Bingham
Up in the Air
(2009)

Sacha Baron Cohen

2009-07-23T15:08:00.001-05:00

"Ich was going to become famous by solving a world problem! But which one? Clooney's got Darfur, Sting's got the Amazon, and Bono's got AIDS! Luckily, there was still one shithole left to fix: the Middle Earth."

Sacha Baron Cohen as Brüno
Brüno
(2009)

Sean Penn

2009-03-16T09:07:00.001-05:00

"All men are created equal. No matter how hard you try, you can never erase those words."

Sean Penn as Harvey Milk
Milk
(2008)

Michael Shannon

2009-03-04T10:38:00.001-05:00

"Hopeless emptiness. Now you've said it. Plenty of people are onto the emptiness, but it takes real guts to see the hopelessness."

Michael Shannon as John Givings
Revolutionary Road
(2008)

Meryl Streep

2009-01-07T17:03:00.000-05:00

"I will step outside the church if that's what needs to be done, till the door should shut behind me! I will do what needs to be done, though I'm damned to Hell! You should understand that, or you will mistake me."

Meryl Streep as Sister Aloysius Beauvier
Doubts
(2008)

Cate Blanchett

2008-12-16T10:22:00.002-05:00

"Go back to your rathole! Tell Philip I fear neither him, nor his priests, nor his armies. Tell him if he wants to shake his little fist at us, we're ready to give him such a bite he'll wish he'd kept his hands in his pockets!"

Cate Blanchett as Queen Elizabeth I
Elizabeth: The Golden Age
(2007)

Ian Holm

2008-12-03T12:10:00.002-05:00

"Move it, garbage boy! You are COOKING? HOW DARE YOU COOK in my kitchen! Where do you get the gall to even attempt something so monumentally idiotic? I should have you drawn and quartered! I'll do it! I think the law is on my side! Larousse, draw and quarter this man - after you put him in the duck press to squeeze the fat out of his head!"

Ian Holm as Skinner
Ratatouille
(2007)

Heath Ledger

2008-08-29T11:19:00.002-05:00

"I don't want to kill you! What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off mob dealers? No, no, you... you complete me."

Heath Ledger as The Joker
The Dark Knight
(2008)

Christian Bale

2008-07-03T11:56:00.002-05:00

"So... we go alone now. Both of us. Only I don't have as far to go as you. Go. You were right, I should have left him to his damn trick. I'm sorry. I'm sorry for a lot of things. I'm sorry about Sarah. I didn't mean to hurt her... I didn't. You go and live your life in full now, all right? You live for both of us."

Christian Bale as Alfred Borden
The Pretige
(2006)

John Ratzenberger

2008-03-07T14:37:00.000-05:00

"Flaming Death is a huge hit! I'm serious! Word of mouth got around, the next morning there was a line of flies, went on forever. It must have been a foot long!"

John Ratzenberger as P.T. Flea
A Bug's Life
(1998)

Clive Owen

2008-01-24T10:57:00.000-05:00

"I can't really remember when I last had any hope, and I certainly can't remember when anyone else did either. Because really, since women stopped being able to have babies, what's left to hope for?"

Clive Owen as Theodore Faron
Children of Men
(2006)

Hugo Weaving

2008-01-16T10:58:00.000-05:00

"Listen to me, Evey. This may be the most important moment of your life. Commit to it. They took your parents from you. They took your brother from you. They put you in a cell and took everything they could take except your life. And you believed that was all there was, didn't you? The only thing you had left was your life, but it wasn't, was it? You found something else. In that cell you found something that mattered more to you than life. It was when they threatened to kill you unless you gave them what they wanted... you told them you'd rather die. You faced your death, Evey. You were calm. You were still. Try to feel now what you felt then."

Hugo Weaving as V
V for Vendetta
(2005)

Ellen DeGeneres

2007-10-08T13:13:00.000-05:00

"Would you quit it? What, the ocean isn't big enough for you or something like that? You got a problem? Huh? Do ya, do ya, do ya? You wanna piece of me? Yeah, yeah! Ooh, I'm scared now! What?"

Ellen DeGeneres as Dory
Finding Nemo
(2003)

Joan Allen

2007-08-31T09:00:00.000-05:00

"Listen, people - do you have any idea who you're dealing with? This is Jason Bourne. You are nine hours behind the toughest target you have ever tracked. Now I want everyone to sit down, strap in, and turn on all you've got. That would mean now."

Joan Allen as Pamela Landy
The Bourne Ultimatum
(2007)

Bill Murray

2007-08-01T12:46:00.000-05:00

"I was feeling tight in the shoulders and neck, so I called down and had a Shiatsu massage in my room... and the tightness has completely disappeared and been replaced by unbelievable pain."

Bill Murray as Bob Harris
Lost in Translation
(2003)

Polly Walker

2007-04-10T09:41:00.000-05:00

"I know who you are. I can see you. You're swearing now that someday... you'll destroy me. Remember, far better women than you have sworn to do the same. Go and look for them now."

Polly Walker as Atia of the Julii
Rome
(2007)

Richard Gere

2007-04-04T13:29:00.000-05:00

"You and I are such similar creatures Vivian. We both screw people for money."

Richard Gere as Edward Lewis
Pretty Woman
(1990)

Johnny Depp

2007-03-29T11:48:00.000-05:00

"No, I'm all man. I even fought in W.W.2. Of course, I was wearing women's undergarments under my uniform."

Johnny Depp as Edward D. Wood, Jr.
Ed Wood
(1994)

Jessica Lange

2007-03-01T12:35:00.000-05:00

"You jerks drag me down here in the middle of the night and you don't know who the hell I am?"

Jessica Lange as Frances Farmer
Frances
(1982)

Guy Pearce

2007-02-16T14:53:00.000-05:00

"I don't even know how long she's been gone. It's like I've woken up in bed and she's not here... because she's gone to the bathroom or something. But somehow, I know she's never gonna come back to bed. If I could just... reach over and touch... her side of the bed, I would know that it was cold, but I can't. I know I can't have her back... but I don't want to wake up in the morning, thinking she's still here. I lie here not knowing... how long I've been alone. So how... how can I heal? How am I supposed to heal if I can't... feel time?"

Guy Pearce as Leonard Shelby
Memento
(2000)

Michael Douglas

2007-01-18T16:57:00.000-05:00

"The point is, ladies and gentleman, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right, greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind."

Michael Douglas as Gordon Gekko
Wall Street
(1987)

Judi Dench

2007-01-05T10:27:00.000-05:00

"Who the hell do they think they are? I report to the Prime Minister and even he's smart enough not to ask me what we do. Have you ever seen such a bunch of self-righteous, ass-covering pigs? They don't care what we do; they care what we get photographed doing. And how the hell could Bond be so stupid? I give him double-O status and he celebrates by shooting up an embassy. Is the man deranged? And where the hell is he? In the old days if an agent did something that embarrassing he'd have the good sense to defect. Christ, I miss the Cold War."

Judi Dench as M
Casino Royale
(2006)

Emily Watson

2006-12-10T14:20:00.000-05:00

"That's the thing really. I mean I do fuck Bill. Or rather he fucks me."

Emily Watson as Anne Manning
Separate Lies
(2005)

Jack Nicholson

2006-11-22T09:48:00.000-05:00

"But Colin - I hope I don't have to remind you that if you don't find that cheese eating rat bastard in your department, most likely it won't be me who suffers for it."

Jack Nicholson as Frank Costello
The Departed
(2006)

Kevin Spacey

2006-08-29T09:33:00.000-05:00

"Gods... are selfish beings who fly around in little red capes and don't share their power with mankind. No, I don't want to be a *god*. I just want to bring fire to the people... and I want my cut."

Kevin Spacey as Lex Luthor
Superman Returns
(2006)

Stanley Tucci

2006-08-01T10:36:00.000-05:00

"Who is this *sad* little person? Are we doing a before-and-after piece I don't know about?"

Stanley Tucci as Nigel
The Devil Wears Prada
(2006)

Al Gore

2006-07-12T09:30:00.000-05:00

"You can't make somebody understand something if their salary depends upon them not understanding it."

Al Gore [quoting Upton Sinclair]
An Inconvenient Truth
(2006)

Sean Astin

2006-05-02T12:28:00.000-05:00

"Then let us be rid of it... once and for all... C'mon, Mr. Frodo... I can't carry it for you... but I can carry you! C'mon!"

Sean Astin as Sam Gamgee
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
(2003)

Annette Bening

2006-04-07T15:36:00.000-05:00

"Actually, he was a vet, he used to go to your house to deliver the bitches. Your house was full of them."

Annette Bening as Julia Lambert
Being Julia
(2004)

Robert Preston

2006-03-27T20:03:00.000-05:00

"Ugh. There's nothing more inconvenient than an old queen with a head cold."

Robert Preston as Carroll 'Toddy' Todd
Victor/Victoria
(1982)

Sandra Bullock

2006-03-06T09:43:00.000-05:00

"I just had a gun pointed in my face and it was my fault because I knew it was gonna happen. But if a white person sees two black men walking towards her and she turns and walks away, she's a racist, right? Well I got scared and I didn't do anything and ten seconds later I had a gun in my face. Now I am telling you, your amigo in there is going to sell our key to one of his homies and this time it would be really fucking great if you acted like you gave a shit!"

Sandra Bullock as Jean
Crash
(2004)

Jonathan Rhys-Meyers

2006-02-09T09:10:00.000-05:00

"The innocent are sometimes slain to make way for grander schemes. You were collateral damage."

Jonathan Rhys-Meyers as Chris Wilton
Match Point
(2005)

Jake Gyllenhaal

2006-01-27T11:39:00.000-05:00

"God, I wish I knew how to quit you!"

Jake Gyllenhaal as Jack Twist
Brokeback Mountain
(2005)

Liza Minnelli

2006-01-12T12:22:00.000-05:00

"I'm going to be a great film star! That is, if booze and sex don't get me first."

Liza Minnelli as Sally Bowles
Cabaret
(1972)

Sigourney Weaver

2005-12-19T15:12:00.000-05:00

"Ben, you're boring me. I have a husband. I don't have a need for another one."

Sigourney Weaver as Janey Carver
The Ice Storm
(1997)

Patrick Stewart

2005-12-07T12:09:00.000-05:00

"Mutation: it is the key to our evolution. It has enabled us to evolve from a single-celled organism into the dominant species on the planet. This process is slow, and normally taking thousands and thousands of years. But every few hundred millennia, evolution leaps forward."

Patrick Stewart as Prof. Charles Francis Xavier
X-Men
(2000)

Katharine Hepburn

2005-11-14T09:51:00.000-05:00

"Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't forget it. You're going to get back on that horse and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight and away we're going to go, go, go!"

Katharine Hepburn as Ethel Thayer
On Golden Pond
(1981)

Stockard Channing

2005-10-25T10:44:00.000-05:00

"I read somewhere that everybody on this planet is separated by only six other people. Six degrees of separation between us and everyone else on this planet. The President of the United States, a gondolier in Venice, just fill in the names. I find it extremely comforting that we're so close. I also find it like Chinese water torture, that we're so close because you have to find the right six people to make the right connection... I am bound, you are bound, to everyone on this planet by a trail of six people."

Stockard Channing as Ouisa Kitteridge
Six Degrees of Separation
(1993)

Kathy Burke

2005-10-18T15:01:00.000-05:00

"When I look at you I see nothing of the king, only that whore, your mother. My father never did anything so good as to cut off her head."

Kathy Burke as Queen Mary
Elizabeth
(1998)

Terence Stamp

2005-10-06T10:20:00.000-05:00

"Why don't you just light your tampon, blow your box apart? Because it's the only bang you're ever gonna get, sweetheart!"

Terence Stamp as Bernadette
The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
(1994)

Glenn Close

2005-09-27T10:49:00.000-05:00

"Well, what am I supposed to do? You won't answer my calls, you change your number. I mean, I'm not gonna be ignored, Dan! "

Glenn Close as Alex Forrest
Fatal Attraction
(1987)

Jack Nicholson

2005-09-18T16:24:00.000-05:00

"Where does he get those wonderful toys?"

Jack Nicholson as The Joker
Batman
(1989)

Elizabeth Taylor

2005-09-13T14:47:00.000-05:00

"You know what I feel like? I feel all the time like a cat on a hot tin roof."

Elizabeth Taylor as Margaret "Maggie" Pollitt
Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
(1958)

Kate Winslet

2005-09-05T10:55:00.000-05:00

"Oh mother, shut up! Don't you understand? The water is freezing and there aren't enough boats. Not enough by half. Half the people on this ship are going to die."

Kate Winslet as Rose
Titanic
(1997)

Bette Davis

2005-08-29T10:51:00.000-05:00

"What do you think I asked you here for? COMPANY?"

Bette Davis as Charlotte
Hush... Hush, Sweet Charlotte
(1964)